but goddamn. do everything in your power to tell your friends who live in the city to never deal with jay goldenberg.
he is a liar and a lazy, lowlife crook.
this morning hunter discovered a rat under the refrigerator. and no, i am not exaggerating the size of a piddly mouse. this was a genuine city of chicago rat. needless to say, i have been beside myself all day. that must have been the cause of the terrifying noise we heard the other night but never investigated. this means that IT WAS THERE THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME! STRUGGLING! STUCK IN NOT ONE...BUT TWO GLUE TRAPS. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
i am done with this apartment. i am done with my deadbeat landlord. keep the security deposit, buddy. its not worth trying to fight for it and its a small price to pay for me to get out here and to never have to deal with this bullshit ever again. this has been a total nightmare from beginning to end.
now i just need to find a place to go...